heart attack on a bun
you may be eating one as you read this!! an interesting article from guyism.com recently revealed the top “eight fast foods that will guarantee you die of a heart attack”. this type of knowledge should be common, but sadly, many people still practically live off of the stuff. so here, in the same order as posted originally, i give you the 8 WORST fast foods you could possibly eat. if you see something here that is a favorite of yours, you may want to move it to the “once a year treat” category of your food intake.
1) Hardee’s Philly Cheese Steak Burger – could we get any more red meat into one meal?
2) KFC Bowls – the whole menu slopped together and topped with gravy and cheese. what comedian patton oswalt refers to as, “a failure pile in a sadness bowl.”
3) Burger King’s Loaded Steakhouse Burger – what does this have to do with a steakhouse? it’s a burger covered with mashed potatoes, fried onions, bacon and cheese. trying to make the munchies seem like a classy affair is a top priority for BK.
4) Nathan’s Famous Chili Cheese Fries – as if hot dogs weren’t enough to clog your arteries, this “side dish” weighs in at a whopping 1600 calories, which i believe translates into about six and a half fully bunned and loaded hot dogs.
5) Hardee’s Monster Biscuit – in case you were wondering, it is EVERY KIND OF BREAKFAST MEAT on the menu with egg and cheese on a buttery biscuit.
6) Cinnabon’s Pecanbon Roll – it’s cinnabon. it’s 1100 calories. enough said.
7) Craz-E Burger, Various Locations – believe it or not, a beef patty, cheese, bacon, and fried egg between two Krispy Kreme glazed donuts. any gaffigan fans will recognize this one as the ugly cousin of the doughnut ham hamburger.
8 Taco Bell’s Volcano Nachos – 900 calories for a side dish. you could split it between three people and still have enough calories to make it a full meal!
